If you’re going to bomb a hill on a skateboard, any injury coming your way is more than likely your fault. Sure, there could be some “act of God” scenario where you’re hit by a falling piano as you slide down the hill, but more often than not, if you try to go full speed down a big decline, you’re taking your life into your own hands.

When we're kids, our parents tell us a lot of things to help us get through the struggles of day-to-day life. The thing is, a lot of that advice is pure baloney, and designed to shield us from the horror that is living and dealing with the real world. Here are 23 sayings and commonly given bits of advice that are total malarkey, and should never be uttered to anybody ever again.

The only thing scarier than a gang of pissed-off bikers? A gang of pissed-off mini-bikers, a lesson Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Ian Ziering discovered the hard way last weekend, after getting his ass handed to him by a band of helmeted — and angry — riders.

Now, we don't know if you'll ever have to actually use these survival facts (we hope you don't), but you never can be too prepared for when life hands you lemons or for when you get that feeling in your stomach that something is off. (It's never the wrong decision to trust your gut and you'll never regret taking that extra step of precaution when you're in a situation you think could be dangerous.)

South Korean opposition leader Lee Jae-myung got a whole lot more than he bargained for while interacting with a seemingly autograph-seeking fan this week  …. more specifically, a knife wound to the neck.

No matter where you are, or what you're doing (hiding from your boss), this fresh batch of funny pics and memes from your pals on the internet is exactly what the funny doctor ordered. In this collection we have questionable advertisements, the man coming down on middle DJs, jokes to remind you that you're not just broke and alone, you're also ugly; and of course, road signs that don't mean what you think they mean. 

“Long story short, it’s a Psych™ reference that I just love, but more than that it’s 100% a swinger thing,” they began their now-viral post, adding in an “Oop” for good measure.

In some cultures, when loved ones pass, their spirit lives on in the elements around us. But in the culture of the garbage internet, it means reincarnation memes that make no sense.

Though @yetkisizherifmay have meant to offer a scathing commentary on technology and human interaction with their clip of two couples dining at a restaurant, one respectively looking at their phones while the other enjoyed a conversation, little did they know they’d find themselves at the center of critique, getting roasted for filming randos.

If you're going to take a wrench to your four-wheeled transport, make sure you know what you're doing, and what others are ok with you doing. For example, more than one pickup truck in this gallery has impeccably installed LED wheel well lights, but that doesn't mean a poor family in their Volvo station wagon deserves to be blinded by your obsessive need to be the center of attention.