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‘Schrödinger’s Boobs’: Guys Try to Figure Out If Women Can Tell When They Take a Quick Peek

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The No Stupid Questions subreddit truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Today’s gift: A user wanting to know if women can tell when men quickly glance down at their boobs for the briefest of seconds.

The highest-rated response, presumably from a woman, reads, “Probably, I struggle with eye contact so I’d not notice haha,” while one of the replies to her explains that that’s the reason on the other side too — some men struggle with eye contact and instead look anywhere else, sometimes glancing at women’s chests in their quests to avoid said eye contact.

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