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Waste Management PGA Event Fulfills Promise, Devolves into an Absolute Sh*t Show

The Phoenix Open is golf’s self-proclaimed “People’s Open,” and allows its fans the unique opportunity to get football-level rowdy while watching their traditionally stuck-up sport.

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As Laura Dern's character loudly proclaims in Big Little Lies, "I will NOT, not be rich." But while she has to make that happen for herself, plenty of other people live their whole lives without ever wondering where their money is coming from. The result is someone without a concept of money or how it works for the rest of us. Like Lucille Bluth says in Arrested Development, "It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost, $10?" These 22 people decided to share their own versions of that moment when they realized the person they were talking to had never been poor.

Though one driver may have headed to the car wash for a shine-up on her vehicle, she got a whole lot more than she bargained for, landing a power washer to the face after throwing her beverage at an employee.

While it’s unclear what — beyond a litterbug spirit and a sense of entitlement — prompted the car wash Karen to toss her coffee at the woman rinsing down her ride, her bad deed did not go unpunished.

After recoiling from the hit, the car wash employee snatched up her hose, proceeding to douse the entire inside of the vehicle in a strong stream of water.