Sweet Old 'Nun' Is Hiding a Very NSFW Surprise

The truly guilt-burdened trad-bros and trad-wives would have noticed this "nun" is wearing a rosary around her neck, which is something you don't actually do as rosaries are meant to be held in prayer, but if that didn't tip you off to this sister's hidden intentions the gigantic fake dong hiding under her robes surely did the trick.

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by: eBaum's Staff
February 17, 2024

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The truly guilt-burdened trad-bros and trad-wives would have noticed this "nun" is wearing a rosary around her neck, which is something you don't actually do as rosaries are meant to be held in prayer, but if that didn't tip you off to this sister's hidden intentions the gigantic fake dong hiding under her robes surely did the trick.

It looks like she's at some parade or festival or possibly some really sick BBQ, but whatever the occasion, she definitely knows how to party.

Though Nkechi Diallo — formerly known as Rachel Dolezal — may have lost her position as the president of Spokane, Washington’s NAACP chapter and the respect of pretty much the entire nation after falsely claiming she was Black, it appears she still has more to lose … more specifically, her teaching job.

The Catalina Foothills School District in Tuscon, Arizona confirmed that Diallo had been let go on Wednesday after school officials learned of public social media posts promoting the controversial celeb’s OnlyFans page.

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22 Fails and Facepalms From the Past Few Weeks

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Decade-Long Employee Axed For Virtually No Reason

Though Co-Op worker Alex may have given roughly 10 years of service at his job, he now has nothing but several questions and one very long resume entry to show for it, his company unceremoniously firing him without explanation in a now-viral clip.

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Bad news for animators, cinematographers and anyone who identifies as a member of the human race: A.I. is officially coming for us. With the announcement of Sora, OpenAi’s text-to-video model, on Thursday, several tech-savvy Twitter users decided to take an extremely short walk down memory lane, highlighting the very uncanny heights A.I. technology has reached in an alarmingly short amount of time.

Harrowing Footage Shows Kansas City Fans Tackling Alleged Parade Shooter

Though the shooting at yesterday’s Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl victory parade may have left one dead and roughly 22 injured, per NBC News it appears it could have been a lot worse.

In new, harrowing footage captured amid the chaos, Chiefs fan Paul Contreras took after his favorite team, sacking what appears to be one of the shooters as he attempted to make a getaway.

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