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Dollar Store Scuffle Ends With Woman Pooping and Fleeing the Scene

Thanks to the gut-brain axis our brains and our guts are closely interlinked. This means that if someone gets too stressed or afraid, the chances of them instantly pooping their pants is high.

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Thanks to the gut-brain axis our brains and our guts are closely interlinked. This means that if someone gets too stressed or afraid, the chances of them instantly pooping their pants is high.

Well, we don't have to put this fact to the test as one poor woman recently tested it for us by getting into a fight at her local dollar store before getting thrown to the ground, dropping a deuce, and fleeing the scene of the crime.

While we will always remember the savage roasts that were thrown our way, it takes a special kind of sick burn to seep into your memory forever — especially when directed at someone else. Just ask the fine folks of Reddit, who found themselves needing ice after being in the mere vicinity of these sick burns.