Didn't your mother teach you that it's what's inside that counts? And what’s most important inside is your bones. Yes, every house needs a good foundation. Every castle needs its pillars. Any vertebrate worth a damn needs its spine. We’re talking about good bones, and what’s hotter than that? Beauty is only skin deep, but there’s nothing sexier than the curves on a good spine or a well-formed femur. Here are some bone models/model bones. Photos 1-14 are from the 2010 calendar issued by Eizo Medical Imaging Corporation. Photos 15-20 are from Miss Spine and other posture pageants from the 1950s. The rest are miscellaneous odds and ends from my spine collection (PS: my inbox is always open for spinal submissions).

In the video below, a woman, who is in handcuffs, explains all of the reasons why she’s not really a threat and deserves to be let go. However, unlike other videos of this nature, she actually makes some decent points, and by the end, she’s able to go free. Good for her.

Old folks don't want to be in nursing homes, and so, they escape. Can you blame them? I for one would rather be free to fall on my face than locked up in a glorified dorm. What are they going to do, kill me?

Birds are like us in the way that they love doing things that are bad for them. While that may be drinking and smoking for humans, for birds, the naughty activity that they just can’t avoid is sitting on power lines.

From a road head premonition to a Saturn driver tearing through the Solar System — starting with Uranus — here are 28 wild bumper stickers that nearly drove us off the road.ss low-quality, yet somehow still expensive, stays.

Driving in China can be wild, but in this case, the hazard these Chinese drivers encountered was a little bit shittier. Well, a lot shittier. To make things perfectly clear, it was shit — a sewage pipe exploded during construction, raining fecal matter upon all who surrounded it. Luckily, we not only have security cam footage, but dash-cam shots from the eye of the shitstorm!

From a Dungeons & Dragons group smiling for the camera to a wild night out with David Bowie, here are 43 pics of what the world looked like in 1983. 

Usually, this is pretty fun and playful. For example, if you’re walking behind your girlfriend as she goes up the stairs, you know that you’re allowed a casual smack of the behind.

Though our favorite artists' music may be timeless, their signature styles were once a work in progress. Yet these music legends are far from alone when it comes to honing their sounds — and their looks. From a wide-eyed Whitney Houston to a clean-cut David Bowie, here are 21 rockers before they adopted their iconic images.

At a charity auction in Waxahachie, Texas, money was being raised to support agricultural education for local youth. How nice. Amongst the items for sale was a guitar that featured a piece of artwork signed by Taylor Swift. This man won the auction for $4,000 — then immediately took a hammer to the thing and broke it to bits.