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Florida Bumper Sticker Somehow Results in a Stripper Emerging from the Trunk

In this case, a bumper sticker encourages people to honk in order to get a striptease from a little person. Now, I know that sounds like innuendo, but I promise that it’s exactly what it sounds like.

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by: eBaum's Staff
October 11, 2024

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The hurricane may have destroyed a lot, but it can never take the Florida out of Florida. Florida truly is a different world. From dudes who decide to kayak through their flooded houses, to events straight out of GTA that would later be featured in GTA, the state has solidified its place as the country’s lovable, if flawed, step-son — a place where anything is possible if you dare to dream (and can afford a substantial amount of blow).

In this case, a bumper sticker encourages people to honk in order to get a striptease from a little person. Now, I know that sounds like innuendo, but I promise that it’s exactly what it sounds like.

In the span of just over two weeks, the South has been hit by two devastating hurricanes, Helene and Milton. Helene's heavy rainfall caused severe flooding in North Carolina, and Milton's extreme winds have the potential to wreak havoc on Florida on a historic scale. But while these two extreme weather events have and will cause tragic destruction, there are still people who refuse to take them seriously.

Many conspiracy theorists online seem to be under the impression that hurricanes are man made, and other religious groups believe they have the power to redirect the storm through telekinesis. Oh, and one family that booked their expensive Disney vacation just won't accept their sunk cost. Here are 31 people refusing to take the recent hurricanes seriously.

Dog Poops Out a Rainbow of Orbeez

This pup chowed down on what seems to be a helluva lot of Orbeez. It apparently gave him an upset stomach, and so, he decided to spray the contents of his bowels all over the floor — providing us viewers a colorful show and the local janitor with a very confusing afternoon cleanup.

30 Four-Barrel Pics During the 1970's Heyday of Muscle Cars

For as long as we've had cars and cameras, people have loved snapping photos with their rides. But among this 140-odd year log of pictures, none hit quite as hard as snaps of '70s muscle cars. From Farrah Fawcett sitting pretty on her 1976 Mustang to fierce Firebirds, here are 31 four-barrel photos taken during the heyday of the muscle car.

Oil Tanker Swerves, Tips and Explodes

In the U.S., we transport pretty much everything we can by truck. However, we also don’t treat our truck drivers very well, subjecting them to long hours with low pay and offering them truck-stop bathrooms where you can’t even shower together! Partially as a result of this, our truck drivers can be prone to accidents. In this case, a tanker filled with a flammable substance tipped, sparked and, as you might expect, exploded.

Here's What 19 Stars Looked Like In the 1990s Vs. Today

Though the '90s may seem as though they were just yesterday — we can still tase that sweet, sweet Crystal Pepsi — they were, in fact, 30-odd years ago. Case in point? These beloved film stars who have aged like a fine wine over the past three-odd decades. From Angela Bassett's apparent agelss-ness to Demi Moore's monstrous glow-up, here are what 20 stars looked like in the 1990s vs. today.

Couple Caught Bangin’ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

In Hollywood, everyone’s a star — it’s just that sometimes, they’re a porn star.

20 Insane Headlines That Are Sadly Real

Unfortunately, these come from real articles about our real world.

The World's Worst Skydiving Instructor Is Finally Going to Prison

Skydiving may seem dangerous (for pretty obvious reasons), but the numbers show the risk is actually pretty low. According to the United States Parachute Association, out of the estimated 3.9 million jumps in the U.S. each year, only 18 result in fatalities. The odds are in your favor, unless you head to the Lodi Parachute Center, which was home to Robert Pooley, the worst skydiving instructor in the world.

34 Community Notes Roasting People With Cold Hard Facts

The Community Notes function is like that one local cop who’s occasionally kind of cool. He lets things slide, recognizes when people are just having fun, and only steps in when things are really wrong. Unlike that cop though, Community Notes are often genuinely funny.

20 'Victims' Who Lived Long Enough to Become the Villains

These 20 victims all gained public support for their struggles, only to be subsequently outed as perpetrators, many in unthinkably horrible crimes. I think it's safe to say that these "victims" were actually villains the whole time.

Student Driver Flips Car and Fails Driver's Test in Under 30-Seconds

Can you fail a driver’s test so badly that they take away your ability to drive for life? Right now, no. However, after seeing this video, I think some of our legislators might consider putting in such a law as soon as possible.