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Police Called Over Couple’s Disagreement about Their Threesome

If you’re going to have a threesome, you’ve got to be really sure you can handle it.

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by: eBaum's Staff
December 06, 2024

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If you’re going to have a threesome, you’ve got to be really sure you can handle it.

Some people fantasize about being part of a threesome. This is a problem as most couples in America are monogamous — meaning that there’s a pretty strong chance that, if this dream is realized, at least one person in the couple is going to be upset.

This morning, the CEO of United Healthcare was shot and killed in Manhattan by an unknown gunman. It’s a horrible, tragic event of course but Twitter has a different, kind of funny take on it.

The CEO, Brian Thompson had a net worth of about forty-three million dollars, which is money made from the healthcare industry. His company United has been criticized a ton for denying healthcare to those who need it and unnecessarily hiking up prices for medical care. It’s fair to say this guy made a lot of money from the suffering of normal people, so Twitter is celebrating!

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