And it tastes oh, so sweet. We all know the experience of seeing someone be a jerk to you, then not wanting to react in hopes that the situation naturally deescalates. While this is occasionally effective, it also sucks, as you then have to go through life just hoping that they received the sort of cosmic justice they deserved. Sometimes, however, that justice happens immediately, as is the case in this video:

A totally not evil company named Clone Robotics took to Twitter today to announce their new humanoid robot: the Protoclone. In their words, the Protoclone is a “faceless, anatomically accurate synthetic human with over 200 degrees of freedom, over 1,000 Myofibers, and 500 sensors.” Cool, cool. It seems like somebody over there watched Westworld and thought the moral of the story was that enslaving and torturing androids is really cool.

If you get out of your house you'll see that the world does not in fact, "totally stink." Out in the world, there are hidden cities, icy sinkholes, lakes in mountains, and islands in the sky. But plane travel is expensive and pretty deadly, so we’ve put all that and more in one place for you. Venture out to some fascinating places, then unpause whatever YouTube video you were watching.

When traveling to an exotic destination, one of the most exciting things you can discover is a cool swimming spot. However, if you’re gonna go to one of these places, you need to make sure you actually know how to swim. The dude in the video below appears to have not had the idea fully sorted out, and so, this vacationer had to come save him — something she inadvertently captured on video.

Some guy found a massive stick, a bunch of people thought Bill Maher died, NYC Mayor Eric Adams is getting dunked on for an Instagram post, and a lady baked some bread that is deeply interesting for some strange reason. Enjoy the lack of news and take in some classic, brain rotting content.

Regardless, both of the victims are out of the hospital and on track to make a full recovery, and Brafman has been apprehended and charged with two counts of attempted second-degree murder.

Roasting is an art, and the internet has perfected it. If you put your picture online, there’s no way to avoid getting mercilessly dunked on for how you look. Even if you look great, the masses are creative and cruel and they will find something – anything – to make you feel bad about yourself. It’s not nice, but it is funny, so that makes it great.

Working with anything that’s been pressurized can be dangerous. If pressure has built up within an object, there’s a strong chance that the pressure can be so great that even the slightest little nudge will make it explode, as we recently learned with that dude who threw away a pressurized oxygen canister. In this case, a man was working on a tire under pressure when it suddenly popped — and did him the liberty of removing his clothes.

Over the years, doctors and scientists have been developing implants and body modifications that feel like they’re straight out of science fiction. Some are functional and genuinely cool, like bionic eyeballs and skull-embedded hearing aids. Others are completely insane and useless, like L.E.D lights planted under the skin, and jewelry that injects directly into your veins.

Back in ancient times, before Snapchat was invented, people had to spend countless hours chiseling stone fertility statues to seduce their mates. Unlike Snapchat, however, these sculptures last forever. Thanks to that, we can now enjoy the voluptuous women and well-endowed men of the Neolithic period.