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Is ‘Morning Bean’ Really the Equivalent of Morning Wood for Women?
Last week, internet personality Tiffany Fong casually posted a passing thought on X. “Wild that dudes just wake up with raging boners,” she opined. Not long afterward, she was met with a surprising response from Bryan Johnson, the wealthy entrepreneur famous for trying to biohack his way out of aging and ultimately “conquer death.” “Tiffany you have raging boners too,” Johnson wrote. “Women experience clitoral tumescence during REM sleep, often referred to as the ‘morning bean.’”
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The MILF phenomenon has only grown over the last three decades, sparking countless porn films and horny pop-culture moments.
Rachel Hunter caused boners worldwide when she ran through sprinklers in the 2003 video for the Fountains of Wayne classic “Stacy’s Mom,” and the Cock Destroyers — made up of the late, great Sophie Anderson and Rebecca More, one of porn’s most famous MILFs — went viral with their gloriously unhinged video callout for a gang bang.
These days, pollution has ravaged much of our world's natural beauty. But just a few decades ago, untouched pockets of nature were captured on film.
Glaciers not yet affected by rising temperatures, lakes and rivers before we ruined them with our waste, and lush forests untouched by clear cutting were all common sights throughout the previous century.
Here are some stunning natural scenes from when the world was a whole lot greener.
