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Is ‘Morning Bean’ Really the Equivalent of Morning Wood for Women?
Last week, internet personality Tiffany Fong casually posted a passing thought on X. “Wild that dudes just wake up with raging boners,” she opined. Not long afterward, she was met with a surprising response from Bryan Johnson, the wealthy entrepreneur famous for trying to biohack his way out of aging and ultimately “conquer death.” “Tiffany you have raging boners too,” Johnson wrote. “Women experience clitoral tumescence during REM sleep, often referred to as the ‘morning bean.’”
Weezer Bassist’s Wife Arrested for Attempted Murder
According to Rolling Stone, citing a news release from the Los Angeles Police Department, LAPD officers were searching for three misdemeanor hit-and-run suspects when they entered a residential area. It was at this point that they encountered the wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, a woman named Jillian Lauren — who greeted the officers with a handgun.
Man Playing With Gun Shoots Himself in the Foot
The chief rule of gun safety is “treat every gun like it’s loaded.” Even if you’ve completely unloaded a gun, have thoroughly inspected it and are 99.99 percent sure that there’s no single way in hell a bullet could be in it, you should still treat it like it’s live. Why? Because if you don’t, shit like this can happen.
10 of the Most Sought After Relics from the Cold War Era
From 1947 to 1991, the world's two biggest superpowers fought a war of intelligence, technological posturing, and mutually assured destruction. While there are surely hundreds of objects and objectives that remain classified, many know relics from the war are highly sought after, lost or otherwise. Here are 10 of the coolest artifacts from the Cold War era.
All-Pitbull Dog Show Ends With Judge Being Attacked by Pitbull
The U.K. recently banned XL Bully dogs after they kept killing kids, but over in the land of the free, however, you’re welcome to as big and as violent of a dog as you want. Hell, as this video shows, you can even bring them to dog shows — but don’t expect to win if your pup bites a judge.
All the Best J.D. Vance Memes and Edits
The internet is currently being invaded by J.D. Vance edits and memes. He was already a very memeable figure, having confessed his romantic tendency toward couches, his beardless pics going viral, and kind of looking like a husky with beautiful blue eyes. But it's gotten to the point where strange takes on the man’s face are completely unavoidable.
24 Scientifically-Accurate Recreations of Dinosaurs Banging
Paleontologists have many different theories on how exactly dinosaurs did the deed, and a lot of them look like stuff I’ve seen people do on my phone when I’m home alone. One theory, though, is that dinosaurs mated using a method called the ‘cloacal kiss.’ Translation: Butt to butt.
31 Ancient Fertility Sculptures That Prove Our Ancestors Were Freaks
Back in ancient times, before Snapchat was invented, people had to spend countless hours chiseling stone fertility statues to seduce their mates. Unlike Snapchat, however, these sculptures last forever. Thanks to that, we can now enjoy the voluptuous women and well-endowed men of the Neolithic period.
The 30 Weirdest Photos from January 2025
We’ve experienced a lot in 2025. The Inauguration alone provided plenty of weird pics and memeable moments, the entire city of Los Angeles was burnt to a crisp, and the stock market just crashed. On top of all that, TikTok died and came back to life, there was snow where there really shouldn’t be, and China won the hearts of Zoomers everywhere. Here’s the whole month wrapped up in cool pics and dumb memes to end January in a blaze of glory.
Woman Driving Golf Cart Full of Ohio State Football Players Crashes Into Wall
Ohio State recently won the national championship — and this woman was so excited that she had to destroy a golf cart. Listen, driving isn’t for everyone. I don’t just mean car driving, either; some people are spooked by a vehicle as simple as a go-kart, so if they can’t handle it, I don’t believe that they should be forced to do it.